But this would hardly be the first time the left has hounded someone out of employment for wrongthink, would it?

You might be remembering the story behind Ellen Ripley.

You know what’s great? Being a casual fan. I don’t need to be able to recite the every joke in Rick and Morty to say I’m a fan of it. But I’m still a fan.

Because he’s gay, obviously.

Sounds about right. Remember that in “Hank After Dark” and “Brrap Brrap, Pew Pew,” Bojack was literally sidelined by Diane either taking over his book tour or telling him she was too busy tweeting to talk.

This already exists and was written by a woman: Beauty Queens by Libba Bray

Dred Scott Memorial Highway. Let us not forget.

Alien wasn’t a fluke because Scott didn’t write it. The problem is that O’Bannon is dead and Scott’s become an egomaniac.

What the fuck are you doing to your patties that the center is higher than the edges?

Tell that to my friends Duke and Earl

“Good news, everyone!”

AND she beat the first Iron Man at $98.6 million.

The family trees of the suffragettes are pretty cool. Not only is the third partner of the creators of Wonder Woman Sanger’s niece, but Charlotte Perkins Gilman is the niece of Harriet Beecher Stowe.

Pre-meditated too. Pathetic.

There’s likely just as many people exaggerating how much sex they have as there are people who are understating it.

Not to mention the fact that my average theater-going experience at New York City’s Union Square movie theater, where people talk the whole time and throw popcorn at the screen,

I’m glad that when I run for office, all they’ll be able to find is the porn.

Because in a functioning democracy the Press Secretary works for transparency between the people and the President, and every press briefing from Trump demonstrates how non-functional our democracy currently is.

This probably means Bobby wasn’t doing #Sponcon after all.

The TV show updates the setting to roughly the current day; smartphones and Tinder exist(ed?) in the Hulu version.