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I’ve also never seen it, because the premise weirds me out, but I have had a bro tell me in exhausting detail why the film Isn’t Homophobic (tm).

That’s how I teach Jane too.

Lauren, I think you made a typo. Comic Relief is a U.K. charity, not a U.S. one.

Well, they could just put “Sen.” for everyone. No need to differentiate.

Fuck this left, right, and center. This is the job of the Department of Justice, not the DHS. This was a hate crime perpetrated by Americans, not vandalism via foreign operators. Moving this serious crime between departments is just abject nationalism, and can only lead to religious discrimination.

Right? Not even a real protest, just a college audience that didn’t think his super unfunny joke was worth a pity laugh.

That’s not what that percentage means. Essentially, Uber is only paying for 41% of its costs by charging passengers and covering the other 59% of operating costs by begging billionaires for cash. It needs to raise fare prices in order to become profitable, and it would have to raise them above where the average taxi

He made a joke comparing the hand motion of using a smartphone to the way a gay French king would flourish his hand. It’s not edgy in the slightest—it’s unfunny, and nobody laughed, and therefore college campuses are too PC for Seinfeld.

Oscar voters don’t get the luxury of being too busy to watch movies.

I mean, you say that... But when ladies get to go shirtless/braless in G-Rated films, then tits aren’t genitals.

I think I’m done giving Franco the benefit of the doubt in queer films. I used to think that so long as he was sincerely admiring queer culture and getting it on screen that I’d go along with it, but I Am Michael sounds like the last straw.

Not an intelligent reply (although if I have to explain how fundamental this shit is to my boyfriend one more time, I will lose it), but articles like these remind me that I’m running the “Choice Language” extension on Chrome, which changes all “anti-choice” to “anti-choice”: click here for a Think Progress article.

Mutual masturbation in the shower. The problem always with new partners is that they’re new, and therefore require practice. So, practice. Nobody can feel awkward talking in the shower, so show him what works for you, and then see if he’s smart enough to translate that into horizontal work. Plus! You get to play with

Sexual abuse of children is illegal. Having sex with children is illegal. All the new law does is keep victims of human trafficking from going to jail.

The irritating thing is that Wonder Woman actually is a UN ambassador in her comics.

In the sense that suffering from gender identity disorder in prison goes beyond legitimate punishment and becomes cruel and unusual, being trans seems like a legitimate reason for clemency.

Tuck Everlasting, but also a fantastic collection of short fables about Satan, including my favorite, “Nuts”.

All the tiny bones in the hand take forever to heal, but if it’s still bothering you at four months, you should see somebody else for sure.

I assume it’s budgetary in nature.