And if it had more water, the Sahara wouldn’t be a desert. Changing the object doesn’t prove your point.

Niemeyer also believes so strongly in bodily privacy that he doesn’t believe in abortion rights. What a wonderful (human?) being.

Oh, Dinosaur Comics. You always have the answer.

Extra points if the groom’s gay best man turns out, also, to be One of The Guys (TM).

Open-faced sandwiches are bad and should feel bad. If an open-faced sandwich is a sandwich, then so is toast with butter and jam, and I will not stand for it.

Flour is absolutely authentic for a burrito. Corn would never stand up to a burrito, structurally. Besides, the burrito was invented by the Pueblo people in New Mexico, so Mexican food doesn’t have anything to do with it.

The true genius is in the question: is a hotdog a sandwich when you turn it sideways? The answer is clearly YES just like a regular old, sausage-on-top hotdog is clearly NOT A SANDWICH.

Built a house nobody would want that you never intended to live in? At 100 years old, no less. Wth.

Biology only becomes important when culture makes it important, a la Judith Butler.

This might be crazy talk, but I’ve always assumed that Hillary doesn’t think about being president at every moment and so her motivation for doing something isn’t always the result of how it’ll play in Kansas. Every other interpretation is too tin-foil hat for me.

38 page recipe is some bullshit. Bread is flour, yeast, water, and time.

Same.

Seriously thought that was Jane Lynch there for a second.

Lovely, fantastic read. Thanks for sharing.

It should be uncnstitutional to have spleling airs in local ordinaries,

Uh, I guess you forgot about the Adams, Roosevelts, Harrisons, Kennedys Bushes...and that just the presidential dynasties. Nothing new about this.

Becky=Brad.

Seriously: good hair don’t care is a phrase that predates Lemonade. If that’s all there is to this “reference”, the Beys is reaching.

Not to be all pedantic (or admit that I watched this show), but Lily is pretty clearly bisexual.

Yeah, but the immediate thought shouldn’t then be “I will keep my child from going to school ever!” which is what this is.