Uh, I guess you forgot about the Adams, Roosevelts, Harrisons, Kennedys Bushes...and that just the presidential dynasties. Nothing new about this.

Becky=Brad.

Seriously: good hair don’t care is a phrase that predates Lemonade. If that’s all there is to this “reference”, the Beys is reaching.

Not to be all pedantic (or admit that I watched this show), but Lily is pretty clearly bisexual.

Yeah, but the immediate thought shouldn’t then be “I will keep my child from going to school ever!” which is what this is.

I just want to say that I’ve had the Choice Language Extension installed for a while and it seriously makes my life better.

That was two years ago already? I feel a thousand years old.

Well, it isn’t.

And they won! Because one is bought speech, which can be summarily rejected by a business (like refusing to write the word “fuck” on a cake, for instance) and the other doesn’t imply endorsement of a viewpoint (like serving an interracial couple in a restaurant).

Did we not learn in kindergarten not to touch strange dogs?

Oh God my retinas.

In all seriousness, I live in Tucson, and the Gulag was one of the first things they took me to when I moved there. You’re not allowed inside, but the outside of the building is basically everything Lisa Frank ever made, if you thought (like I did) that the cuteness betrayed a hidden sickness.

I’ve never wanted to use Cortana until this moment.

And lo, your theory shall be our rallying cry; and it shall be heard through the land: Where is my bloody Mary?!

It’s not like keeping it illegal gives any guarantee about consent. The economics of legalized prostitution would likely play out like the end of Prohibition—being able to charge less because they lack the “black market tax” means that legal prostitutes can undercut illegal sex trafficking, making pimping, etc…

Parenting might be one of those things that’s hard to know if you’ll be good at until you do it? Yes. That sounds about right.

Say whatever you like about how (the) Clinton(s) have or have not helped black people in this country, but it’s impossible to ignore that they have a ton of practice talking to them.

If he wants to win, he does. Relying on those people won’t get him the nomination, and the debate stage is where you poach your opponent’s supporters.

Yup. Probably not going to happen.

Bernie needs as much debate/TV-time as possible if he has any hope of catching up with Hillary.

Remember the debate question about great American women? They couldn’t fumble for her name then, so that probably won’t manage it.