That’s exactly my point. Fast food is convenient for the consumer, so taste is less important. But even that’s becoming uncertain with McDonald’s consistent profit loss even in a recession. If the taste isn’t perfect, or if the taste is wrong but it fails to fill an important niche (like Velveeta does), then there’s…

But fetal dairy cows would be effective, right? And it’s not like the male calves are terribly useful for milk production.

But surely it would allow us to stop raising cattle specifically for meat? I mean, I assume dairy cows have the same serum that meat cows do. If this process allows us to simply drop the meat production side, even if we have to maintain dairies for it to work, it’ll be worth it even without going totally vegan.

Maybe. I’m sure that in certain uses (meatloaf, etc.) the taste doesn’t need to be exact, but your two examples are popular not because of their taste, or even because they functionally replaces something, it’s because of their convenience. If the only difference between real meat and faux-meat is slight taste…

Man, I wish I could get some decent tartare on the reg. That stuff is amazing.

As a senior retiree, she’s probably exempt from paying property taxes.

Most of the West Wing women are amazing, actually.

“Chile con queso (also spelled chili con queso) is a part of Tex-Mex and Southwestern cuisine, originating in the northern Mexican state of Chihuahua^[2] as a version of Queso chihuahua and Queso flameado.^[3] “

You’re the one bragging about Pinkham’s Law. I’d say that’s way more thirsty than saying yellow queso exists, since it does.

Actually, it literally means “peppers with cheese.” “Salsa con queso” literally means “sauce with cheese.”

Yeah, the meaty stew is actually chili con carne, or chiles with meat. The chiles are most important and therefore come first.

I don’t know what salsa con queso is. Chili con queso is the cheese sauce with peppers. It can be white or yellow.

Ok, 1 isn’t terribly relevant to calling yellow queso “bullshit”. 2 just because white queso exists doesn’t make yellow queso “bullshit”. 3 you are Pinkham’s Law personified. Have a cookie.

You actually are defending the customer, you realize? That’s what happens when you make their excuses for them.

You’re really missing the point of the story. It’s not that mozzarella can’t be used to make queso, it’s that this moron thought only mozzarella (ie, an Italian cheese) could be used to make chili con queso (ie, a Mexican dish) and therefore the restaurant was somehow trying to trick him with some yellow “bullshit.”

Common decency and the Geneva Convention.

Hell, even if it’s just Tut’s storeroom, it should be full of neat stuff.

“Raging cock” counts.

Imagine Ted Cruz, but without any personality whatsoever.

Jeb Henserling is the potato salad of men.