Men with a layer of body fat also tend to last longer during sex due to differences in hormone production. So there’s certainly an argument to be made for sexiness here.

Do they even use cilantro in anything? Seems like a dicey ingredient to use when, like, half the planet hates it.

That’s true of literally every art form.

Nah, the False Prophet speaks uncomfortable truths instead of comforting lies. The False Prophet is the dying man.

Remember when Ms Magazine started out with Wonder Woman on the cover? Gloria Steinem loves fictional women too.

How is this a thing? At some point, when you’re doing the frick frack with a person, this should come up.

This gif though.

Iron is a metal. There’s so many rocks and metals in our food guys.

Our own Leslie Horn said that she thought salt and pepper were condiments. ARE THEY NOT SPICES?! I would suggest you step away from this kind of food flame war before you even start.

It isn’t, really. Sure, all women have a fertility window that doesn’t have an exact male analogue, but a woman isn’t any more likely to have difficulty with infertility than a man is.

Exactly. The set up screen is a great color that goes with the rest of the clothes. Nobody wants a accessory that’s just a list of apps.

Thank you. As a noted cock enthusiast, this is also where I went.

Are...are we supposed to tip at Chipotle? I never knew this! I AM THAT WHICH I DESPISE!

The French think everything is stuffy and bourgeois though.

Nope. Florida is Texas in a swamp.

Nah, she’s totally just an animate puppet.

I dunno about smart, but that’s the bougiest baby story ever.

Well I’m going to feel vaguely dirty all day long.

I cannot feel shame, but I remember having to plan a dance in middle school because I was on the student council (lesson learned? Don’t volunteer) and the teacher sponsor was an idiot with no budget. He was also a coach, so we taped basketballs to the wall and called it a “sport dance”. I should mention that I was a…

Ok, I think the airline was wrong, they admit they were wrong, refunded money...but I'm the moron. You go on living in that universe, I'm done with this conversation.