Cowboy espresso: coffee and eggshells in a boiling pot over a flame. It makes the grounds sink, so that the coffee isn't as bitter and you don't have to filter it with your teeth.

"Did we just become best friends?!"

Why should it be? Wonder Woman's origin is seeped in BDSM.

Your only chance to speak to the president and you got nothing else?

"The great thing about fashion is that it always looks forward."

Poor Pax. :(

I was going with "cut or uncut?"

My Coca-Cola-themed wedding is one step closer to reality!

I wanna say Salon (maybe Slate?) interviewed him about it.

I love how Shondaland just keeps getting gayer. #TGIT

I guess she was more fertile than expected.

Damnéd women! Always stealing away the good men. Maybe I wanted to date Superman. Maybe I wanted to wear fucking pink? Did that occur to anybody?

Teh fuck is this laser show background?

Where were the Pitt-Jolies? That seems like a major exclusion from the guest list.

Ok, Kate is fabulous, no question. But role model? Is Cinderella still a role model too?

I want to be rich enough to have my cucumbers arrive like Simon's. Every time.

Her daughter is 19? How is this then the purview of CPS?

Clay who? Is this a sculpture of some kind?

In my experience, beer companies are great at this sort of thing. I remember that on my first trip to a gay bar, I saw a Budweiser sign in neon rainbow realness.

The best bit is the Baptist fish fry.