Fun fact: Will Smith is so pure class that he repels dirt.

One at a time. Then I stomp beetles to make red food coloring.

Bea Arthur is too awesome to be tasteful.

By hand!

People, please! WE CAN MAKE CUPCAKES AT HOME!

And literally every other surface that's ever been in vague proximity to a human being.

It's a stupid joke people put on t shirts. "Coffee/Football/Needlepoint is not a matter of life and death. It's much more important than that."

Surely you meant "no comment beyond 'ick'."

I have no idea what question you're talking about. I'm talking about how it's ridiculous that words widely considered slurs are allowed on Apple devices, but female anatomical language isn't. If somebody had a question about p0rn, it wasn't me.

Good.

Tr*nny isn't rooted in anything but patriarchal, heteronormative shaming. Shockingly, people who use pr0n can also be misogynist, gender essentialist jerks. The question was whether trans is a slur, and it's not. But that doesn't excuse using tr*nny, especially in this context—engraving options on iPads. Pr0n is, as…

It doesn't matter how "complimentary" an offensive term is used. It's still offensive.

That makes even less sense! Wtf.

Good god, that's fucking stupid. Has anybody tried "trans" or "queer"?

Well, the state does maintain that it has certain rights over individuals which would be a crime from a citizen. It's still legal, for example, for a judge to order sterilization of people with mental illnesses or as part of a criminal punishment. In this case, however, I can't see the prosecutors having a legal…

Well this story just got a thousand times more gross.

Wait, "police for the case took photos of the teen's penis against his will and would like to do it again" ? Nothing else I've read has said that they've already gotten photos. Are you sure that's right?

I wonder if an octopus might have run faster.

I find Michael Phelps's tanlines both ludicrous and lickable.

I first read "shoes" as "shorts" and thought, "Yeah, probably."