No I definitely think I’m better than a guy who lost money on numerous goddamn CASINOS.

Badgers opened a can of whoop ass on Michigan.

I’ve never seen the “zipper” merger. When the sign says lane closed in 1/4 of a mile, and you had ample time to move over before the end, then I’m not letting you in. 

I have lived in the Detroit Suburbs my whole life, and we always got Lafayette when we went downtown. I always like the loose burgers, which for those who do not know is loose ground beef in a hot dog bun, covered with chili, onions, and mustard.

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

You are a national treasure and should be protected. I....love you for what you bring and what you do for us daily. I swear I would not have made it thru this fuckery without The Root and especially you. Thank you, Michael. 

Well she's about to have a Bizarre Adventure.

I.D. Buzz or GTFO. 

The teen’s one-piece swimsuit had reportedly bunched up and was showing her “intergluteal cleft,”

Not really, no. 

Of the build-your-own pizza chains in Southern California (Pieology and PizzaRev also come to mind), I do like Blaze pizza the best. For someone that loves savory flavors like me, their different choices of garlic and onions are a dream come true.  They also have very cheerful customer service, which I appreciate.  

McDonald’s stories always remind me of this image.

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

Hopefully they keep the black and gold livery!

Hook the bartender up with some blow.

I’m a simple man: I see “Pastor Maldonado”, I start laughing.

The same demographic that buys Jeeps?

I want the lies of those cops to be on the record so that they can never testify in another case without this case being brought up to attack their credibility.