Snoop Dogg has never steered me wrong in the past, so I’m team Martha for this one. 

He he, Djibouti!

You could have just asked me, the answer is easy.

I have never gotten a speeding ticket, and I am 32

Based on my 20 years with a 2+ hour commute each day, the correct answer to this question is ‘zipper merge’.

This guy fuchs!

Throw an S up front. Or an N at the end. Or a TH. Or put an M at the beginning.

The downside is sexual harassment in a restaurant setting by an older male authority figure male.

“We can’t give everyone free college! Because then rich kids would get free college!—Pete Buttigieg, somewhere, probably.

Guys,

If your attention is held by cleavage, an attractive face, or a shapely body in the absence of what you consider to be “compelling content,” then that’s a result of you thinking with your dick, rather than being the erudite consumer of online entertainment you believe yourself to be.

If you are led to spend money…

Can you hit a target that small?

Can confirm turbos and Coyote do not mix, can’t look stock, will never fit, or...

So, to recap so far, Deadspin’s stance on:

The hell it is! I’ve never in my life seen someone come at a breaded tenderloin with a fork and knife, that’s blasphemy. 

will star in the reboot of the greatest black superhero movie since Meteor Man

Collins is a class act, I’ve always been impressed with his roll in the missions. random side note - i remember when i was 12 (30th anniversary year i would guess) I got one of those calls you used to get from actual telephone surveys and it was a single question: who was the third member of the Apollo 11 crew?

This happened after the last Grateful Dead show in 95 in Chicago.

One of my favorite things to do when people use dog whistles like that is to play dumb as fuck. A friend of a friend’s sister commented that she didn’t like how “dark” her neighborhood has gotten and I was pretending I thought she was talking about street lamps. This went on for ages and she kept getting increasingly…

You want fun with the Belgians? Steer the conversation to race and when they start shit on how racist America is, then ask them how the reparations for the Congo is going.

People are fine, vegetarians are weird. Also cyclists.