A local bar and current holder of best beer in the United States holds an event called eccentric day. It has since been bastardized into a second Halloween but used to be billed as “Dress like your inner self wants to be dressed.”

All I know is a server walked up to me and said “What’s up” as her opening greeting. I wrote that into her tip box and left her a dollar. I hope she got the point....

So much this. I delivered pizzas for years, it was just a fun extra job for me. There was one guy who would literally call the store and say “This is Ryan, I’ll take the usual...” and hang up. Same pizza, same guy, same place, same “I’ve got enough for the pizza, I’ll have to get you next time.” MF orders pizza so…

My dad drover a series of Ford Aerostars. He absolutely loved them, when one would die he would get another one. We drove from MI to TN to get the last one.

You are not wrong. But what is the chicken for? Dinner while you wait for the car to be fixed? Hook the jumper cables up to the car a pull it?

Look at all those buttons undone in the image it uses for the embedded video. It was exactly what I expected this 75 year old man driving that car to look like. Did not disappoint, 11/10 would open this article again to laugh.

New Title, “Grifters complain about free things they got”

I prefer google reviews. I always look at those when I’m usually looking up the address to a new place. We recently went a Black Rock that opened in our area. The google reviews did not disappoint. The service was awful. The food was ok and it was just as unspecial as it was made out to be. Way more helpful than Yelp…

The roads would be filled with mopeds! Most of those people on mopeds lost their license. Taking away ones right to drive does not take away their ability to drive, people with no ID or insurance still drive their cars around.

Holy shit, when did they take that symbol away!? I must have missed that, I only knew that as the “made you look at my crotch” hand sign.

As a person who is partially colorblind, what green zone?

As a man that has dated women in their late 20's recently, they absolutely FUCKING hate the word Ma’am. I was being “advised” by her on something she didn’t like, I “Yes Ma’am”ed her and got lit up. I would have been in less trouble for fucking her best friend.

As long as your cool with the transaction let it slide. I know i’ve wished out loud for shit you can’t just up and buy at a store. And the world magically placed it in front of me a short time later at a reasonable price and i’ve shot my buddy the “Holy fucking shit will you look at this right now” look. It usually lea…

I am impressed with the number of people that pulled over, I hope to check to see if everything is ok with the occupants of the airplane.

What about for a guy worth only a measly 66.5 million?

Bless you, I love this show and completely forgot about this scene. I love how the sloth actually sits down in between cut scenes...

That is the price per ounce, of which there are 16 in a pound as of 1300 EST. So the number you calculated needs to be multiplied by 16.

Sounds like they need to read the Bob Loblaw Law Blog and get some stuff sorted out.

I accidentally do it all the time cause I’m a moron, you need some ketchup, catsup, mustard, siracha or something in a bottle. When you check the cap make sure it’s open instead of closed (why I’m a moron cause I apparently don’t understand how twist tops works) and violently shake that bottle in long sweeping motions…

The stereo, cars have nice stereos but an aftermarket one will almost always be better. I am a reasonable person who doesn’t drive around blaring his music because I enjoy my hearing and I mainly just want it to sound nice. But if you roll up on me at a stoplight and make me listen to your garbage, I will make sure…