Look at that hand! It looks like he need the support of his thumb in his neck line to keep that arm up!

He stopped making music, I think, does that count as a quality decision?

Old people and tipping a dollar makes me laugh so hard. I see it so often with my SO, a bartender, when i’m down having a pint and seeing her for a bit. idk if it’s their age and what they remember a dollar being worth or they are just not as financially secure as they used to be but danm.

I always look at people who order flights of beer as wishy washy assholes that don’t know what they like or want and like to make up stories about how their life sucks because they can’t choose anything and are in a perpetual state of confusion and indecision.

7. People who like to call you the green bubble friend.

Good job Kevlar straps. They did their job with spectacular fashion, I can’t believe that tired didn’t come loose!

Not from the right city, but they do this in Kalamazoo on all their new SUV’s. Until you see them at a 90 degree angle you can’t see the police...

You spelled Birkenstock’s wrong

You can actually wear chaco’s any and everywhere. Then when you take them off you look like your still wearing them, it’s fun.

These things remind me of the classic elementary school prank. Convincing your friend to split the cost of a drank, chugging the whole thing and looking at them and saying “Mine was the bottom half.”

They are already giving him the applause for how well the economy has been doing the last year. Like it instantly started an upward trend January 20th when he took office last year... People are really dumb sometimes...

This, so much of this. I had to re-look at the picture once i saw the words “Her mocking a patient”

They can be done well, and lumping all loaded fries into this category is wrong. The fast food joints you listed may all very well suck, I’m not dumb enough to try them. They have been around in various forms and carried by numerous eateries for a reason.... FORKS AND CHOP STICKS EXIST and are plentiful.

I know vegans, i’m not near as proud of it as they are, and I also like random events like this. I would go to it with them if they asked me, mainly for people watching.... But finding a food truck that would sell me a burger or something while there would be a welcome sight... Sure the vegans are pissed but there had…

You can still throw peanut shells on the floor at Lone Start in the 2018, it wasn’t just a 90's thing. At least you can at the one here in town.

There is a big market in mining around MI. You always see dudes on bikes with bags riding around calling MINE! and picking up the cans that are on the side of the road. Only thing that sucks is carbonated things cost 10C more, so $2.40 for that 24 pack, ect...

Please do more of these. Not that I don’t like Michael but sometimes you need someone to show up, have no clue what’s going on. Talk shit to everyone and just bounce.

Holy Shit, that dude took a kick to the face with cleats like a champ. Still went in for the tackle!

I just typed socks and sandals into google image search. I found the guy who wrote that email. I bet he is an accountant and is told by all his co-workers he is the coolest guy they have ever met.