I have heard people say a meal doesn’t feel like a meal without meat. It’s unhealthy to eat too much meat. Mostly this was due to being brought up with the custom. It was a bad diet.

This depresses me. I am always angry when I see those “Eat more seafood to be healthy!” adds and people who say they care care about animal welfare and say “But I eat fish because i want to!!!”

I get oddly sad when I see Joe Biden. I’m not usually empathetic but for some reason he just seems so likeable and a good guy, so the tragedy he’s experienced seems wholly unfair.

! I can complete my dream of a mini farm/ranch!

I’m...okay with this.

Have you tried meditating while in a yoga pose while wrapped in lights and breathing in coconut oil?

Well there’s slow seasons. No guarantee of 40 hours. Also you usually don’t get all of that due to a tip pool. Also not every one tips.

Your grandparents deserved all of that due to bees being in danger etc. except the roach part. Those fuckers can go exinct. I don’t care what ecological role they play. Fuck them.

Look we’re not all Mormons.

Do you *like* tea or do you basically destroy the flavor drowning it in sugar, honey or *gag* milk?

I like coffee with chocolate. I do not like hot chocolate with very few exceptions. I’m not a big fan of coffee itself but will drink that. I love Mochas. If it’s the right mix of coffee to chocolate I enjoy a nice coffee with a chocolate complimentary taste.

Did you eat a BANANA with your hands?! You savage!

Wait...is this why people get mad when I call them “lady doctors” in an awed voice?

I want to dust my mantle with that head.

If this were my children it would end with no picture -tears, a beating, and forced psychological evaluation.

Local woman dies in tragic & predicted grease accident. Family unsurprised, saddened, hungry.