Two? Ha! I’ve got full on Paulie Walnuts wings. I’ve learned to love them. It was hard.
Donald totally wears extra long ties and too-large suits because Papa Trump called him “Lardass” as a kid. Mark it down, folks.
What a bunch of dumbasses we are, all wrapped up in our presidential election when something is happening somewhere else in the world.
I get the feeling that if you want Trump to consider you a quality lay, you’ve got to keep telling him that he’s bigger than his father.
That’s so beautiful I think I might cry. I mean, the elephant’s anus is Trump’s mouth. [weeps]
I’m in a coma, right?
Why do you think he’s like this? Of course he knows he’s physically repulsive. All too well. So the rest of us have to suffer.