wickedbitchofthewest1
Wicked Bitch of the West
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Two? Ha! I’ve got full on Paulie Walnuts wings. I’ve learned to love them. It was hard.

Donald totally wears extra long ties and too-large suits because Papa Trump called him “Lardass” as a kid. Mark it down, folks.

What a bunch of dumbasses we are, all wrapped up in our presidential election when something is happening somewhere else in the world.

I get the feeling that if you want Trump to consider you a quality lay, you’ve got to keep telling him that he’s bigger than his father.

That’s so beautiful I think I might cry. I mean, the elephant’s anus is Trump’s mouth. [weeps]

I’m in a coma, right?

Why do you think he’s like this? Of course he knows he’s physically repulsive. All too well. So the rest of us have to suffer.