Oh, btw - I have a penis too. And you're making me look bad, so stop it please.

Rubik - nice try. You quoted literally the ONLY section - besides the social media and maaaybe glasses/contacts sections - that wouldn't have defeated your (facile) point.

Congrats - you're an idiot. At least in this respect.

Woot UCF! Back here for grad school and love that we're achieving all kinds of things on fields..yaddda yadda..with grass..yadda yadda...play ball...ugh my soul hurts.

Don't feel bad - I'm a guy, and I'm totally there with you. But with Oscar the grouch. Because Oscar's the man.

I've met TWO small, unsuspecting Avalons. I felt so bad for them - I didn't know if just giving them my best pity-eyes, or calling CPS was the best route of action.

I feel like I should just have a crop of sons, name them all "Bear", and heavily influence them marrying the Avalons and Aidens of the world, just to…

i LOLed stupid loudly, and in freaking FALSETTO in my sister's empty apartment at 'tiny knitted shawl' and 'bad hip'

Both true, but if she stays this quirky and builds what seems to be a promisingly interesting personality - that name gets all the passes from me!

The next effing Aiden/Tristan/AVALON I meet though gets it.

AVALON?! You named your child after a fictitious ISLAND. She sounds like the SUBURB you LIVE IN.

With that response and your reported gun-storage protocol, you are indeed TRULY a emerald-sphinctered mermaid - married to a golden-coloned Centaur.

Seriously though, why can't more gun owners think/act like you do? Do you know any who don't and have even semi-logical/thought out reasons for porting their firearms fuck…

I gotta..I just gotta, so pardon me, but..

that girl in green needs to fix her posture. I missed about a minute of grandma in the middle of the video it was so distracting.

Yeah, but I usually think of that recent instance of an Australian game blogger being trolled on FB by a teenager, then contacting his mother - I don't see these trolls as fully grown people, esp. mentally.

Think of that ma or woman you meet at a social outing who just makes it evident repeatedly in conversation that…

God I feel sad for trolls like you. Not because you have 'neckbeards' or live in your mom/grandma's basements...since most of you actually don't.

Most of you are regular looking guys with a normal friend circle, possibly a significant other, but who are ill-adjusted little shits who like to do this 'I'm just asking…

So for real Tom - it's the Holiday season. Is THIS how you really like spending holidays - trolling message boards?

Tom - this is the evidence I need:

A conclusive, preferably face-to-face evaluation by a psychiatrist and/or psychologist who specializes in diagnosing mental illness.

If we all used YOUR method of diagnosing medical conditions then why would we need primary care doctors? Think of your 'logic' reworded:

He had a…

Thank you for this.

Tom - where did you get the information that this gentleman is mentally ill?? I don't see that info here at at the local news link.

From the info I read here and there, he's just a MASSIVELY privileged asshole who doesn't realize that the world isn't REALLY his oyster, and that what he says doesn't always go.

Don't…

You can't taste anything over Skype.

Goddamn I hate being celibate for 2 weeks at the end of every year...

It was unrelated to the posts up until now, but looking back I realize it was the fact that I was a high-academically achieving black boy in a school run by almost all Sicilian Salesian nuns (as in from Sicily..not Jersey) and the school was easily 95-98% Non-Italian American White, Italian-Americans, or Hispanic.

I…

Aaaand you're my Hero of the Day.

And damn, I wish I had the same opportunity/insight for that retort while reading Jurassic Park. But I never read in science class - those teachers were legit. They would have probably laughed their backsides off if I had said that while holding Jurassic Park though :)

why are you making me want to abandon my fam RIGHT before christmas to fly one-way to Madeira?! STAAAAHP ITT.

So so so bizarre to me - I honestly have just assumed most all Catholic schools were only marginally less dismal as my grade school, at best.

I was stuck here, but I was VERY fortunate to have parents who highly emphasized quality education due to their immigrant experiences.