Unrelatedly, here’s Zeus castrating Cronus.

It was cool how you found a way to diminish the idiocy of ESPN’s decision while blaming those reporting the change for the reaction it caused. Very adept. This site’s ability to discern who gets the benefit of the doubt and who doesn’t is never surprising.

I’m still trying to figure out the endgame. I supported Kaep’s right to protest, but I always felt like he painted himself into a terrible corner by revealing that he’d continue the protest last year until he felt there was “progress,” which is ambiguous, subjective, and unlikely if we are talking about any sort of…

Shit, I just read a whole article about a guy watching a whole preseason NFL game. Knowing full well the whole time that this was the topic of the article. What the hell.

So you’re against fun? You’re against seeing someone do something that most people can’t do? Duly noted.

Adam Dunn, who was also awesome and smashed baseballs.

“The last person to be executed by guillotine in France happened 8 months after the Vikings made their last Super Bowl appearance.”

I thought this was a joke before the edit and was going to build on the pyramid with, “My mistake, I actually meant Chad Henne.”

Person states what they do pretty clearly and seems knowledgable about their situation - and okay with it.

Counterpoint:

It’s blogging, not a California fruit farm.

Liar liar. I have it on good authority the bettor was a brave gentleman named Gregor McConner, who had a good feeling about putting it all on black.

Congress? What the fuck are you talking about? Here’s who can get involved. The police force and a DA. Fucking Congress. Do you just spout whatever mindless drivel comes into your head? And don’t cite that baseball fiasco as a reason to get Congress involved. That was total bullshit all the way around. Why…

“They always say, “We’re the business side of this, we’re the ones that produce the revenue, That’s the way I look it.(sic)“

This year’s Jazz Fest was headlined by Dave Matthews bringing out Jimmy Buffett.

Here’s Manti Te’o, who will finally be able to communicate with the spirit of Lennay Kekua with a visit to a local witch doctor.

The Buffalo Bills are the best team in the NFL.

Yeah, that was...yeah. Jesus.

Jesus Christ, I’m a lifelong Bills fan and even I found J’s story depressing. I’m sorry man. Find a therapist.

That’s...not how plagiarism works.