I think people who follow and enjoy Barstool come to expect these sorts of things. The actions of their prick president definitely aren’t right (or legal for that matter), but most of their fan base likely didn’t bat an eyelash at this. If Smitty has half a brain, he’ll sue. And win. And Deadspin will cheer.

I mean, the two of them are literally not as good as Simmons and Embiid, and before an influx of veteran talent could hardly buy a win. In the two games that Butler missed this season they lost by an average of roughly 600 points.
Wiggins has actually started to grow a little this year, making kickout passes and the…

He exaggerated the contact because he wasn’t going to catch up to his ball and made himself go down in the penalty box. It shouldn’t have been called a penalty in the first place and is definitely a dive. You even go and call the challenge soft and slight and the call boarderline so you’re just grasping at straws with…

I’d love to know the etymology of the word “dipshit”. Is it an extension/evolution of the term “dipstick”?

Okay, I understand that Lebron is the greatest NBA player. And the Knicks are the Knicks. And I get that he’s untouchable and insanely talented and probably the smartest basketball mind there is. But I feel like there’s a super huge thing that’s getting lost in all this. And that’s the fact that the Golden State…

Deadspin has a very similar background to barstool that these articles refuse to acknowledge. There are certainly some instances where barstool has continued to be pretty borderline on content, bringing up pieces written 3-5 years ago is pretty disingenuous when deadspin has plenty of that in their history. While you…

Taxation is theft, the only difference is whether you agree with the reason behind it or not. You’re fine with paying taxes for roads, schools, perhaps even healthcare because those are all things we all use and need. What about all the things that taxes get spent on that you’re not fine with? Like say, drone bombing…

Uh, not true. Every night I email my wife my deadspin comment history for the day. Depending on how many white knight comments I make, I get a number of “Good Hubby Points”. I can then trade in those “Good Hubby Points” for rewards, including sex.

I’m sorry, but if you can’t appreciate Bill Burr, your virtue signalling here isn’t going to help you find fulfillment.

and you’re left with a league that is otherwise morally bankrupt and physically gruesome.

I heard he even referred to the men as “guys”. What an asshole!

I don’t remember the civil rights act protecting my right to be offended. But do correct me if I’m wrong.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

The UFC hasn’t been about having the best fighters in the world in a long time (if it ever truly was) but having the best drawing fighters, whether that means obnoxious fighters (McGregor, Bisping, Sonnen), inexperienced but famous in another sport fighters (Lesnar, CM Punk), or undeniably talented but self…

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OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

I loathe Barstool but PMT is not even close to being in its shitty, misogynistic 37-year-old-frat-guy orbit. PFT Commenter and Dan Katz are successful because they know how ridiculous these mouth-breathing morons with no perspective on sports (or life) can be. I think even the PMT guys dislike being associated with…

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

I’m convinced no team ever actually signs Robin Lopez. He just sort of metastasizes onto your roster when your win expectancy is less than 35 games.

Hmm will this conflict with deadspin’s narrative that Cam is the most joyous, effervescent player in the league?