How the hell do you fill in your brows with your finger? HOW?

ZINGER

This is beautiful and moving. So many feels.

Completely. I’m not entirely sure but I think that was some seriously advanced kata she was doing. (My dad is a third dan black belt, and I barely managed to get through the basics, I am such a disappointment to him).

His son is 25. He was most likely abused and brainwashed by his dad too as a child. This doesn’t excuse him, but he may well be a victim of abuse too.

She was, just in the right places....

It’s also entirely possible he has some black heritage, given Pontypridd’s proximity to Cardiff and the Bay. It’s not....uncommon (I REFUSE TO GO THERE, OK).

There are always consequences.

*sideeye at King Kevin*

No, no it isn’t.

It doesn’t always work like that.

We call it Bitchcraft. It happens.

LOOK IT! LOOK AT IT’S FACE!

I do, then I realise that I need to go and have a bath and I’m on my own in the house, and maybe I can just wait a bit longer for someone else to come home :(

I grew up in a loving home, but I was also that girl.

No, Rita. You were abused. He was an adult, old enough to know better. You were a child.

Yeah, I still don’t see how you’re proving she’s had work done....because although she’s gotten older, her nose is just...her nose. It’s no different.

Yes, contouring. It’s not difficult.

Oh, it is.

I usually have acrylic nails which can withstand a small nuclear bomb, I’m convinced. Polish on those babies never chips off. I have Hands Of Shame at the moment though, as I am working as a Halloween scarer and need to be able to grab things in the dark without injuring myself ;)