Laser Nails?

Because most professional settings have traditionally been the domain of men, and they had someone else to load the kids off to.

Honey, it makes sense.

Bless your heart.

Yes, because that is all babies do. Ever. Scream scream scream.

Yes I have. It’s part of life, you suck it up and you deal. Kids cry sometimes, it’s not the end of the world.

When your country decides to actually provide decent paid maternity leave, then perhaps we’ll talk. Till then....nope. You don’t get to whine about this.

You have a point. I chose poorly. ‘She’s not model-sized’ would have been better.

It’s possible. It’s risky surgery, but when it goes well, it’s pretty cool. i don’t know about sensation though, whether there is any or not.

Yeah, you’re only real if you have exactly the same ‘flaws’ as them. I must be pretend as FUCK ;)

I’m also a bulimic, have been for 28 years, though I have been in recovery (with the occasional blip) for about ten years.

Thing is, she’s not done anything special to her body. That’s the point. Like me, she’s accepted who she is, and she’s in recovery and that that is fucking amazing.

FYI, it’s not hard to get a…

I got my dress at a discount, otherwise it would have cost me about £1500-£2000. I loved it, it fit my plus PLUS sized arse, and I felt amazing.

Do you have any idea how negative and bitter you sound? My body looked like hers before I had my son. It certainly doesn’t now, but I’m not going to be a dick about it. Perhaps you should try that too?

Christ but there’s some hypocrites on here.

Completely. Yoghurt is the best, but it has to be full fat.

3am, my husband woke me up by attempting to initiate sexyfuntime. Sadly, he had forgotten that night he’d cooked dinner using some incredibly hot scotch bonnet peppers (that he’d bought on the market from a grinning West African bloke who warned him that they ‘had a bit of a bite’ to them).

You treated a blowjob like a job, godammit. That kind of commitment needs rewarding. I salute you.

No. Not even a little bit. She’s incredible.

She was raped. By saying it’s confusing you imply that there was more to it than that simple fact. There wasn’t. She was abused by someone she trusted.

Why are we making excuses and ignoring the victim here? She was sexually assaulted. She was naive, vulnerable and inexperienced and this trust was abused in the most heinous way possible.