No, but the industry thinks it is.

Oh she doesn’t think he is the perfect man. How could he have been? HE DIDN’T EVEN LIKE CHEESE.

In all seriousness, she knows he is a twat. He pushed the relationship forward, pushed past her own issues regarding commitment, told her he loved her, reassured her that he was in it for the long haul...and then when she…

My best friend still pines for a wanker who dumped her five years ago. They dated for less than six months, but it damn near killed her. He was the perfect bloke until he decided couldn’t commit himself to her or anyone as he had to travel a lot with work.

I did everything by the book. Told my ex before I told our son, and didn’t sugar the pill. My ex is a control freak and hated the fact that it was me that ended things. At that point, any attempt to be nice meant that I must want him back, so it was easier to be matter-of-fact.

I was a couple of episodes behind, and I got bored with Violet so decided to skip to the end. I couldn’t believe that she got to the top three (totes team Katya), but given the top three, I was so sure Ginja was going to win.

Forever. Apart from in ‘I Thee Dread’, which made me happy :)

Dear sweet shitting Christ.

AND JOHN BISHOP.

The UK, America, Canada, France, Sweden, Germany, Austria, USA....I could go on.

You’re nothing but a sad little troll. Away and soak your head.

Oh fuck you, you racist prick.

Yet there are fundamental Buddhists who carry out acts of violence in the name of their particular path.

Yeah, I saw that...yet I am still stuck in the greys....

What ARE you?

‘Hello, I love you’ is probably the finest pop song ever recorded. I fucking love Adore.

Weddings like that are either awkward af, or the best thing ever (mainly because you can be an absolute drunken twat on the dancefloor and nobody will know who you are).

*click click clickety fucking click*

Start with the phone sex first. It’s a gateway drug ;)

She’s really judgmental.

We didn’t have our dog when we got married, and my cat was quite firm in her view that marriage was an ‘outdated, patriarchal concept designed to keep women subservient’, and although she supported my freedom to choose , she simply could not bring herself to be involved.