Except that’s not what she was. Not in a million years.

Not on the soft downy hairs on my cheeks, but my ladybeard is determined to break free (damn you hormones and genetics), and I get fiver o’clock shadow on my chin where my dark coarse hair lives. I pluck those ones and don’t shave them.

That’ll be haggis suppers.

Yep, sometimes with highlighter on my cupids bow and some darker contour shade under m bottom lip. That’s all I need.

If I haven’t seen a drag queen doing it, it’s not contouring.

I can’t believe how many of you missed the ENTIRE POINT of this scene. Bruce told Natasha that he couldn’t be with her because a) he was a monster and b) HE WAS STERILE. Natasha explained that a) She was a monster and b) SHE WAS STERILE. They are both equal.

Not everyone is the same. Exposure work and rescripting has done wonders for me.

OOOF.

I have long acrylics and I am obsessive about cleaning underneath them. Nail brushes, soap, and a nail drill keep all the gross stuff at bay.

This is why we have vibrators.

LEAVE MY NAILS ALONE.

Yaaaas.

I did the Avon Voices competition a few years back. It was ace. they flew us European girls out to Paris. We drank a lot of cocktails that the young hotel barman thoughtfully added to the Avon staff’s tab because he fancied his chances with a few of us. As if.

If using cream, then under foundation. If using powder, over.

Because people are always paedophiles. Psychologically speaking, rehabilitation is next to impossible. It is vital to monitor registered offenders because there is an extremely high chance they will reoffend.

Would you be saying this if she was a man?

Would you be saying this if she was a man?

Would you be saying this if she was a man?

This used to be on Channel 4, and I LOVED it. It was part of my youth. Remember the episode when Whitley finds out her family owns slaves?

ADW gave me a whole new perspective on American media (and it's history). It was the first time I realised that the mammy character in Tom & Jerry could be perceived as horrifically…

It’s a sad point in your life when you are watching porn, and suddenly realise that they are fucking on the same model of sofa that you own. Mainly because you are paying more attention to soft-furnishings than the actual fucking.