“Shoffner was raced to the hospital”. All the way to hospital Shoffner was like, ‘please slow the fuck down, i’ve had enough racing for today, assholes’

Hey everyone! I’m the lucky driver being overtaken by the S2K! I got one of the first cars from McLaren and didn’t waste time putting some miles on it. Before I had to leave the US I put 1600 miles on the car road tripping it from Monterey to LA and back and to SF and back to Monterey. Then I did the double track day…

Pretty sure this build started with, “hold my molson, eh”

While the pluckiness and self-aware nature of the S2000 is amusing to me, the real hero is the McLaren Senna owner who is ACTUALLY tracking his car instead of placing it inside their sealed garage with a more sophisticated HVAC system than most laboratories.

Here’s my theory on IPAs. I got into the whole beer-making thing very briefly. Making a good beer is incredibly hard. Making a blister-your-toungue, super-hoppy, over-hopped, hoppy-hop-hop-fest is easy. The hops cover all your mistakes and lack of skill and knowledge.

Making the plastic parts look like they rusted is unforgivable.

I like the concept, but patina is never perfectly symmetrical. The front bumper wrap has a mirror image my OCD can’t unsee.

The Camaro was initially popular because of its new styling and as Bumblebee in the first Transformers movie. The 5th gen was still somewhat practical with a usable back seat, and people were willing to ignore the visibility issues because it looked cool.

In my discussions with some reps at Ford their thoughts are if the SUV/CUV they offer get good enough fuel economy then nobody would care about buying a car, people buy sedans and hatchbacks due to economical reasons rather than want. My dealer has also tried to convince me to trade my Focus in on an Ecosport. I…

I don’t understand why they don’t just call it the Edge-E. Because it’s Edgy, you know.

Indeed it was, but if damage is set to 100%, you can barely complete 1 lap of Monza before your engine blows.

What fresh hell is this? A transversely mounted engine?!

BMW M12/13 was the most powerful BMW 4CYL 1,200HP at 5 bar of boost 

So, is this technically a Hot Hatch?

Tesla makes more profit per car than most Mercedes cars. What Tesla is losing money on is their rapid growth.

Six minutes of unnecessary detainment. A lifetime of scars. If you aren’t safe riding fucking home, in the fucking BACK seat of your Grandma’s car from fucking CHURCH, you ain’t safe to do shit.

America’s national pastime is not baseball it’s blaming imaginary Black people for bullshit and crimes that white people commit; even the police get in on this one.

If there was even a couple at all. I’m leaning toward the idea that the way it transpired was this:

While I don’t believe that it was a black couple that called the cops, I also thought there was no way the DC sniper could be black. Also that trash human being David Clarke is from Wisconsin.

Snorkels are popular in Australia primarily for the dust aspect. It is a really big problem when you have more than one vehicle on a dirt road running at a decent clip.