All they had to do was lift it a few inches, glue on some ugly grey plastic body cladding, suck all the expensive bits out of the interior - namely those seats - and call it the Intercontinental. Boom! Pow! Kazaam! Instant sales success. Sadly, this probably isn’t far from the truth.

He also doesn’t know how revolving doors work, so....whatever.

Ecclestone asshole status re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-confirmed.  

Here’s a hot take...Fuck Nico, seriously I don’t know what it is about him but he was talking during the broadcast at Monza and I don’t remember what he said but the impression he left me with was “Fuck this guy”. I’ll have to go back and see what it was he said.

NEWS FLASH!

Wouldn’t matter, aside from closing it entirely which would likely be a massive hassle.

We have a train bridge like this in my city. It is on a road that has 10 signs before you get on it that say “No Commercial Traffic” and “No Trucks” and “Low Bridge”. Once on the road, there are signs every few hundred feet warning…

How strange, “Joke’s on me I guess” is also what your mom said when you were born.

HA. Jokes on YOU. I'm in my 30s!

His employees are paid below market wages and are subsidized by government assistance. The bulk of Amazon’s deliveries are made through the USPS at reduced cost. He didn’t make those billions without a helping hand from U.S. taxpayers.

“Natural death” means they’re against medically-assisted suicide.

In any just society, Jeff Bezos would be stripped naked, whipped, and driven out of the city gates with a warning that he would be shot on sight if he returns.

The billionaires aren’t coming to save you. The electric cars, space travel? It’s for themselves.

I watched my first NASCAR road-stage race last weekend and had no idea wtf they were doing with the stages.  The race was only like 48 laps too.  Why would you break that down even more? And why the hell can’t you just get a partial course yellow when someone drives into the gravel trap? Why shut it all down then have…

When the defending champion team is running a driver third in points and still can’t find sponsorship, the series is fucked! The tired cliche’ about the canary and coalmine? This is it!

To me, this is just further proof NASCAR is dying a slow death. A championship winning team (from last year, not a decade ago) can’t find a sponsor? Decaying TV ratings, sponsors leaving, empty seats, when will NASCAR wake up?

So what you’re saying is we haven’t had a Corvette since like the 90s.

Have you ever bought a Dyson vaccuum?

Yeah you know, Moab as in: Malls Of America Beware (MOAB)

So its just a sahara with the word “moab” on the hood and a few mopar catalog parts. Pretty special.

I was thinking the same thing.