Thank god for that hole then.

That’s part of what makes riding bikes so different. Most, not all, have multi-plate wet clutches, and there’s literally no such thing as “parking lot speed” without nearly slipping the clutch constantly. You will use a clutch on a bike in ways that will fry a car’s clutch in minutes.

If you’re high you’re high, be it weed, opiates or 4 beers. Alcohol counts.

It’s two scoops all the way down...

but I’m surprised she thinks “protected” bike lanes would be of any use in LA. I guess it would be nice for people who don’t have a job to go to and therefore also don’t have a car, but that city’s layout isn’t really conducive to biking

COTD

I rode my bike from Los Feliz to the Civic Center every day for three years in the bike lane on Sunset. That bike lane would be way safer if it were protected. LA is a relatively flat city where it never rains or gets below 50 degrees; perfect for biking. The only thing keeping it from being popular is the lack of…

There are a lot more people with colds than there are people who are drowning.

How many years do I have to wait for it to drop from $375,000 to $37,500 so that I can afford one?

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Looking through the numbers, the offense is actually really good. They have the best OBP of any MLB team, they rank 1st in the NL in position player WAR, they don’t strike out a lot, and they’re second in the NL in Slugging, behind the Rockies (I’m legally obligated to reference Coors Field in this space).

His dog’s name is Wrigley and he played ball with Bryant in Vegas so..... 

Go back to sleep, White Sox fan.  It’s been a long season on the South Side.  But enjoy those $5 tickets on Sundays if you, indeed, go to The Rate anyway. 

It was such a great moment that SportsCenter made it...wait...NINTH???....on the Top Ten plays of the night.

The number of times the Cubs have pulled off a late inning comeback seems to be way ahead anything I can remember. I know it doesn’t translate into postseason success (probably the opposite, since playoff teams generally have very good bullpens), but it’s made this season very enjoyable.

“That bat flip, though... respect the game...”—Horrible People

All of the stars for GLOW gifs 

I have to spend a week making small talk with the robot butler.