“never make a Porsche look like a PT Cruiser.”

Unless I’m mistaken, a manual has never been offered on any RS6, certainly not the third/current generation.

Royalty drives dual clutch 550+HP wagons.

yeah, i do not understand america’s fucking tax laws. why is anyone under- or over-withheld? do they (the irs? my employer? idk who even “they” is) not know how much tax should be withheld on each paycheck? could they not just...do that, and then there’s no tax day?

Ooooh, does he say the word “quirk” in this one?!

Unless you work in “high crime” areas and fear that a service body screams “PLZ ROB MEH I HAZ EXPENZIV TOOLZ.”

Yeah it looks like it could store at least 20 kilos of ... tools on each side. And the gasket would probably prevent any ... thieves from sniffing out the scent of your ... well used tools. Only five made, and they were called the Ford Escobar Ltd.

Harley Davidson motorcycles are not the problem. Not a single one of them leaves the factory floor with straight pipes.

I really wish they decided to keep Buell around. If they didn’t have their heads shoved so far up their ass, keeping Buell could have led to the development of bikes that could potentially have appealed to more people.

This could not be more true.
I just bought a bike myself - the only vehicle I’ve ever bought off a showroom floor. I didn’t even consider a Harley because of the above. Honestly, your rant really is spot on.

Urban millennial here, who is actually interested in buying a premium motorcycle in the next few years: Harleys are tainted in our demographic.

I mean that’s a REALLY conservative “bro-lift” if it even qualifies at all.

“Stop or I will shoot you!”

Cops hate running, therefore, Mr. Blevins had to die...you shot a man in the back because he was running? Seriously, that’s all he was doing.  Running and that’s enough to murder someone. 

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

There are three kinds of people who shit on cars that “don’t have enough horsepower”:

I’m 39 and the E36 has always been the M3 to me. I understand the fuss over the E30, but I learned of it too late to care about it (The E36 already existed, and the E30 was the “old” M3). Reading about the E36 in Car and Driver was my introduction to the M3, and it will always be how I define M3.

People hate on these? Everyone I know has always LOVED them, but then again, I’m 37 so I was prime high school kid gawking at them. My step mom had a 95 328i and I learned to drive stick in it. It was an awesome car, but the M3 was always ‘the holy grail’ with an extra 50hp.

They are really good at ripping my headphones off of my ears/out of my phone.