I know it won’t happen, but if 6 Republicans who were going to retire at the end of this term would throw their weight behind him, he could be Speaker.

I can see it now, him sitting in the rec room around fellow convicted fraudsters, listening intently as they regale him with their stories of PPP fraud. “You all are dumb, how you could not expect they’d come for you and come down hard???” he asked, apparently missing a boatload of irony as it relates to his own…

Asking the conscious wife what happened perhaps...

It’s also noteworthy that the battery didn’t violently erupt at any point during or after the incident, even during the rescue. Lithium batteries, particularly Teslas are known for some pretty instant and spectacular blazes that most occupants don’t have time to escape.

I think it just who they are. If he had been born into a family of means, it would probably be investment fraud. If he had inherited millions, he would be Trump. 

Seems like Speaker of the House material. George Santos better watch out. 

how has this dude not found the republican party yet?

Blunt force trauma to the chest can cause cardiac arrest. As Hamlin’s cardiac arrest occurred right after a tackle, it is not out of the question.

The Democrats won’t do anything to punish Trump or any of his political lackeys because they are corrupt cowards.  

James Bond saves Philly in Dr. YO!
I know that one’s a bit off topic, but I couldn’t resist.

No, he didn’t have a heart attack. What he likely had happen is that freak impact that happened at the precise wrong moment in the heart beat. Commotio Cordis. Happens to about 30 people a year in the US. Mostly with kids/teens playing soccer.

But didn’t OG Connery fans think Craig was a Gen X fuckboy when he was announced? At some point you just get old and the current Bond is younger than you. I didn’t think it would also happen to me :(

Getting the news involved when a company gives you the run-around is not some new social media thing. ABC7 has been doing this for years. It is often the only way to get a result.

I don’t disagree. These things happen. The United rep is just working with the information available and isn’t omniscient.

I don’t doubt what you say, but it really doesn’t explain the apartment complex. No employee of such an organization should ever be allowed to take bags home. Period. And you can’t have you’re employee’s sending texts with things like ‘Imma’ in them either. Really bad look there.

Also the Jeremy Renner thing is insane. 2023 came busting in like the Kool-Aid man.

Not sports related but snow-machine related (to keep a 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon chain going), there’s also Jeremy Renner getting run over by his own Snow Cat (basically the grooming machines at ski mountains) yesterday too.

Why would a service that is supposed to deliver lost luggage have a bunch of bags outside in/near the garbage of a random apartment building, still tagged to the airline and presumably empty?

Pope Palpatine, you mean?

2023 isn't taking prisoners, fuck. Why isn't it ever utter shit bags that die early in the year?