Shit Gutless carrying Brady's jock was embarrassing enough but now this? Ffs who actually WANTS that sentient anal wart on a TV screen?

That’s fucking creepy as hell. Tracking you down on your personal phone to bitch about your work.

I think a male Karen is a Kyle. Chad doesn't have enough "My dad's a lawyer" energy. 

Be a damn shame for this Karen’s own, otherwise public number to get published somehow for him to see what it’s like to get harassed. A damned shame, indeed. 

Have you been getting my voicemails about joining my cult church? No it is that Flying Spaghetti Monster nonsense again.

It’s upsetting that the only punishment is fines, which can get deferred, or go to collection and disappear if the offender declares bankruptcy. Ideally, there’s a hard labor sentence to make them understand the gravity of what they’ve done.

I’m inclined to believe Mr. Karen was urged by his other half, Mega Karen, to harass you.

Of course she’s getting sympathy.  She’s a white woman.  He’s not white, hence he deserves the scorn.  /s

There was a manager at a place I used to work that went on to work at a Superfund site. He had a side business selling high quality top soil to the public.

A contractor I worked for did ‘asbestos abatement’ he got caught hiring guys off the street and giving them dust masks and just dumping stuff in a regular dumpster. Now he is into radon testing and control, I understand he paints your concrete floors for an outrageous price.

So, fun story. Growing up, we didn’t have central air and had a pile of window units (7-8) in the house. When something when wrong with one that dad couldn’t fix, he didn’t throw it away, and kept it around in the basement thinking that the freon had to be disposed of properly.

Wait, this is actually a thing?  Or is it only for people accused of killing celebrities?

Congrats to Sean Diddy Nick Cannon Combs on his eleventeenth child!

Hi Laura.

If anyone had a boner after getting past that header pic... there’s no sympathy!

Aaaaaaand you just killed all the boners of anyone who reads this comment. Thanks for nothing. 

I spent my Saturday night making homemade nachos and catching up on White Lotus Season 2

At the grocery store I worked at 20 years ago we occasionally got complaints that condoms were just available on the regular shelf instead of locked away somewhere. Imagine a world where anyone can just go into a store, buy condoms, and have sex almost immediately afterward without anyone else knowing or judging them.

I wonder how long it will be until someone starts creating butt plugs in the likeness of MTG’s ghoulish face. I’ll best it’s less than a week and they’re on the market in at least prototype form. 

Typical Republican. She just wants to stop us all reaching our full potential.