I’d like to take Jezebel writers on a journey to the past, October 2008, and introduce them to Ashley Todd, the backwards B a made-up Obama supporter allegedly carved on her face, and the republicans (including McCain and Palin) falling all over themselves to use her as a racist lightning rod before her story fell…

When I lived in Europe for a short time, all the skinhead, white supremacists, Nazis, whatever never, ever travelled anywhere alone. Ever.

So, according to Marco Rubio, a white supremacist being assaulted is by definition an attack on someone for being a Republican?

“Violence isn’t the answer” etc etc

It’s almost as if being a terrible person has fucking consequences

“It’s definitely odd for a U.S. senator to tweet out a story before local news or the police have said a word about it, and conveniently leave out the fact that the victim has a history of perpetrating white supremacist violence himself.”

Karma's a bitch, I guess. 

Apparently a bunch of families just settled their case, but more are to some. This piece of shit used the loved legacy of Astroworld and turned it into something ugly.

If he was just a performer maybe but it was his festival so…his fault. Which is probably why he quietly settled 2 lawsuits. 

I know, right?  The further dumbing down of America--right here.

Is this man not responsible for multiple deaths due to a riot he instigated?

This kind of crap turns up everywhere. Mostly designed in a vacuum with a bunch of back-patting and attaboys.

The entire reason I opened this article - thanks for saving me a few minutes of typing out my hatred for this...

At least there’s no mention of a “parking break”...

There are actually almost always penalties applied (unless you can prove it’s a situation where like, your tax person was a scammer and is now in federal prison— in situations like that, they will not apply penalties usually), but every person is granted a one time free penalty abatement in their lives. So, if you…

All his bags are about to get put in a box, up on the shelf and gon end up real dusty.

Kevin Can F**k himself

Candy Corn is the worst candy.

The article I’d read about this said someone on her team was supposed to design something for the model’s back for the mixtape cover, but instead just went on the internet and looked up “back tattoos” and digitally added it to the person in the pic. Brophy had no idea until it was broght to his attention, and didn’t…

I don’t have particulary strong feelings one way or another about anyone’s relationships, but that dude has a supremely punchabla face. I’ll give you that. 

I was going to post the usual “who?? seriously”, etc thing. But I’m not going to .