That’s about 200 characters too long. “I got fired, deserved it, not the company’s fault I’m a racist.” woulda been so much easier.

I know your shtick is pretending to be Black on the Root, but it’s really not considered polite for white people to call Black people race traitors. That’s not one of your words Rappaport.

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He is being replaced. /s

Bond long over? the last one made $708million. And as soon as the next actor to play him is as announced the hype will start again. It may have past you by, but there are tons of fans worldwide waiting. 

Moore said that he knew that it was time to stop playing James Bond when he was doing bedroom scenes with women young enough to be his daughter.

In fairness, I believe Roger Moore looked much older than that when they filmed BackAcher and Octogenariany.

This got Nintendo in trouble with one of the Mario Party games years ago

I don’t think it’s wrong for people to tell her that the word in her song makes them uncomfortable or ask for her to change it. On the other hand, a lot of the responses don’t seem to get that the word isn’t remotely offensive in US English and she legitimately just didn’t know how it would be taken in the UK and…

“When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

Old white motherfuckers motherfucking once again

This sounds like the misdirected rage rant of a dude who has an extensive history of court-ordered supervised visitation rulings.

Drag queens don’t take away your little girls. DFACS does once it learns you’re regularly arrested for assault and terroristic threats.

Honestly neither does threatening Drag Queens

Threatening Drag Queens don’t do jack either.

Doesn’t that describe a lot of conversation, especially between relative strangers?  I don’t think this chatbot has achieved sentience, but I actually think “recites learned stock phrases in response to vague conversational prompts” actually ends up being pretty common human behavior.  Like “things like hanging with…

It sounds more like what your auntie would say to your baby nephew the first time he went pee-pee by himself. Just, I’m not certain these assholes could even manage that.

Is he talking to the drag queens or... nature? ‘Cause, I gotta tell him, threatening nature don’t work.

Peak middling white mediocrity.

Lolo! They are not MEN, they are BOYS. ...and PROUD of what exactly? Military cosplay? Failing at life?