Right.  Usually “teachable moments” involve teaching.

Yeah, it’s so strange he seemed to think there were only two options: open the can for her or let her struggle, hungry for six hours.

Teaching her how to do something can simply mean, you know, just showing her how to use a can opener. It takes 10 seconds and is a great lesson. In fact, no joke, I remember when my own dad showed me how to open a can of diced tomatoes. Guess what, it worked, because afterwards I always could open cans and am now a…

“And of course, Ponsetto would like the world to know that she isn’t the monster the video clearly shows her being.“

Can they get a paddlin' before the firin'?

Excellent low-key Simpsons reference, though it should really be stylized as “that’s a’ firin’.” 

Yep. If I worked at that hotel I would never trust that manager’s decision making ever again.

Taking the word of a bag lady over a hotel guest?

I don’t like to see people lose their jobs in this pandemic, but-

If it hasn’t already been created, The Floor Is Made Of White Women’s Tears should be the name of a game.

Also that Latinas can be and are White.

Just ask Emmett Till about the power of white women’s tears. 

Why would it even matter if she was Latina? Doesn’t change the obvious reason why she suspected that this particular child had her phone.

White Latinos exist. Gisele Bundchen is very white. She's also Latina. 

 Pure concentrated Karenite.

There’s an awful lot of trolls who are rather invested in saying that this dizzy broad is Latina (as if there isn’t any anti-Blackness or large number of Latinos who think they’re white.)

White women’s tears is the most dangerous substance on earth; that shit will get you killed without having been anywhere near it.

“Following the house search, the officer who held DeVane told him they were looking for a group of juveniles “running around trying to break into cars,” the complaint says.”

Like my mom always said: “always wear clean underwear in case the cops haul you out of your house in the middle of the night and point their guns at you for no reason.”

They run the castle as a wedding and events venue. It's very popular apparently. And it's an Irish castle, which does have a certain cachet, especially as her family dates back to the Norman conquest. People get reeled in by that sort of thing.