mine doesn’t.

Tesla SAYS it’s self-driving; the paperwork you and they sign says otherwise.

How many times do these teslobs have to be told you still have to pay attention and be prepared to take over?  It’s nothing more than cruise control and not as good.

Clear mind AFTER buying???

All that alleged tech defeated (in a potentially lethal way) by a little soap?  How much does actual quality cost?

“I was just admiring the work that they’ve done,” he told KTLA. “Then, of course, you get violently attacked by these guys.”

Because at Costco someone may fill up in less than 5 minutes.  What kind of mileage do you get with a 5 minute charge at an EV station?  False equivalence, sir.

Okay, I always said it was flat putty gray, like what you get when you mix a bunch of leftover colors. Thank you for the confirmation.

Wasn’t Henry Ford the one who said you could have a Model T in any color as long as it’s black?

She was desperate, he was a lying jackass - what could go wrong?

Lemme see, risk my life or the car’s life...what to do, what to do.

Sonic called and wants his shoes back.

The only two people I know who own one are both under 30.  Go figure.

I’m used to taking a used car to a trusted mechanic for a thorough check; it’s a damn shame you have to do this with a new car.

Can’t afford to buy/park/fuel your own car, so why not buy/park/fuel someone else’s car - because that’s what you do every time you Uber.

Officer should give her a ticket for speeding because he made her go from zero to sixty in 2 seconds when he yanked her sovereign azz out of that car seat.

BMW and Audi.  The asshole’s cars of choice.

Speedy truck.  So what?  It doesn’t matter if it can’t do simple car/truck stuff.

If you squint, it looks like the front - on the back.

What a waste of a trademark.