I’d say go f yourself but your d (if you have one) couldn’t reach.

If you’re looking for history lessons from a fictional movie, you’re beyond misguided.  Use it as a stepping stone in the search for facts, because a lot of people had never heard of the Dahomey until now. 

To all those saying we have bigger fish to fry, let me remind you that the small fry got bigger by being ignored and eating more and more.

There is more to trigger points and myofascial release than this author states; it’s not a new concept. And there’s more to it than foam rolling; that’s just self-massage, not trigger point release.

Ol swole fool needs a plate of humble hash.

Oh no, it was absolutely elegant.  The kind of whoosh that people don’t get until they’ve already bled out.

You want wigs of horror?  Check any Tyler Perry character (especially poor, poor Shemar Moore).  Somehow, Madea is the only one who gets a pro lacefront install.

Not really...I just don’t get the appeal.  Her live shows are garbage.  Not a great voice.  

Remember when Karrine Steffans wrote a book and all these so-called men berated her for telling their business?  I guess she should have put it in a rap and it would be all good.

He’s proven himself to be a g-damn, zip zam, bald faced lie.  On the face tip: dude’s face lift was waaaay too tight. Nobody is perpetually surprised like he looks to be.

Lanez has a severe case of SSS - short shit syndrome - and needs to be deported from the planet.

The guy Lisa Raye married turned out to be a crook, adulterer and a conman.  Maybe not include this one, huh?

Only when they’re alternative facts.

Of all the people they could bring in...how is this even legal? He had to give up his own show because of the equal time provisions built into media rules but he can host another show for two weeks? They have two hosts but had to dig up this feckless idiot to sub?  Where was Levar Burton?  Hell, where was Mickey Mouse?

Put a big sign in the window “any children without parental supervision will be referred to the proper authorities.” Ask the kid where his/her parents are. If they say “they’re not here” have them paged. No response, call the police and tell them you have some abandoned kids. Those asshats have no clue about the…

Went to Jersey Mike’s when they had a grand opening.  It was the driest hot pastrami I ever had.  Went back a couple of weeks later when things calmed down.  Same thing, only this time the pastrami wasn’t even lukewarm - the cheese didn’t even melt.  Month later, same thing.  Three strikes.

r/selfawarewolves.

Ousted or outed?

They were.  If it were a slam dunk there would have been ambulance/attention chasers lining up 3000 deep to represent them.

Of course she had it cocked ace deuce to the side...