As much as I understand the hate for OG Bad Boys, and as much as it’s a nonsense from an action-movie perspective, I can’t help but still think it’s one of the funniest goddamn movies I’ve ever seen. I still think about some of the gags and lines from the film even till this day.

Bizarrely, I think Union’s in a TV show with Jessica Alba on a channel no one gets where she’s actually playing her Bad Boys character.

At one point, Mike takes a heavy-duty meat tenderizer to the knuckles of a Tesla-driving informant played by DJ Khaled, who is billed as “Khaled (DJ Khaled) Khaled” in the opening credits.

I didn’t say everyone should automatically be given nitroglycerin if they show up short of breath with chest pain. I said Tashonna should have, because it could have saved her life. Nitroglycerin absolutely can be administered as a precaution and should have been in this case. Women tend to present atypically, which…

I did the same thing two years ago. Heart palpitations, shortness of breath etc. I sat in the waiting room for 5 hrs after being triaged. Hell by that time I was feeling better and was about to leave. A nurse came running out and stopped me. I had multiple blood clots in both lungs and the right side of my heart had…

Maybe we can trick him into sending them to New Mexico by telling him that it’s “Mexico, only newer, like a newly build Trump hotel”.

He thinks that it’s one of the Mexicos, or rather, that everything south of the Border is Mexico.

Having a kid doesn’t mean you’ve grown up. I say this having two kids - But seeing many parents who are completely immature 

It’s a Nikki Miraj.

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I wish this extended to my myriad varicose veins.

I’d sing it out like Roberta Flack, including some improv:

“My work has been forgotten.’’

And your comment seems like it came from a guy who is very insecure about his own dick and spends their days trying to find ways to compensate for it.

I know this comment isn’t related to any of the headlines in the post but I am truly sad that Deadspin is over. 

Come on Jezebel, this is bullshit. One word per link at the bottom? What is even the point of having the article up? Because you had a gross and problematic joke about someone’s dick?

You can also set an auto-reply for your account. Mine says, “Saucy is permanently unavailable.” Google emails you periodically to remind you that you have this service set up, too.

Holy shit!

Oh my god. I live in the midwest and listen to some terrible local rock station in the mornings — they are the only one that my old clock radio picks up. I usually use their asshole early-morning drivel to get me out of bed ready to be a non-asshole.