You’ve never tried reasoning with a toddler, have you?

Now if only they’d start populating dealer lots... I’m going to have to extend my ATS lease at this rate...

I’ve actually had this idea before: Sell crossovers with a dealer-installed “enthusiast package,” which comes with a lowered suspension and body-colored cladding instead of black plastic. Boom. Wagons are back.

“conjuring up images of grandpa and his Roadmaster woodie”

Put a proper HUD and the GS gauges in it, call it an Avenir and I’m sold.

The V6 wagon will exist in Australia, so there is a slimmer of hope. Its built on the same assembly line.

I want to buy one of these and lower it out of spite. Some one give me the money please.

Marketing can call it whatever term they want, that’s a damn fine looking wagon.

Also, granite should be at the very bottom.

Those are the Nissan Cube’s optional dash pubes. I think the idea was that you could put stuff on there and it would be held in place by that mess.

I don’t think your Saab wants a deadbeat roomate that can’t roll out of its parking spot on its own power 6 months out of the year.

69-degree angle

I’ma let you finish but the Flex was the best EcoBoost “crossover” of all time.

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

1.) Lift up wagon/hatchback

Lame.
As.
Fuck.

The worst part? It will sell.

Huh.

Not a wrap. The Avio editions were all painted in non-glossy paint. And above all, fuck anyone for screwing with someone elses car.