This is amazing. Also, a certain Ecoboost Mustang that has been shown on this site is having head gasket issues. I’m sure the owner will chime in should he see fit.

Build date 4/20/2016

Not pictured: Salvage title, duct-taped front bumper, mis-matched tires.

This is the best one I’ve seen, and it’s not even a vanity plate.

When I had my old Forester XT, I wanted to get LEZSLD. It was a no go.

Can confirm. Wagons >> sedans/ suv

CR-V sport

You sedan and SUV lovers need to come to your senses and start using simple logic. Once you do, you’ll come to realize that wagons are the superior mode of transportation.

Religion.

What the fuck is wrong with people.

Fuck people who go “suicide by cop”
I get it, your life sucks, but fuck your whole existence for taking other people’s lives before you die. Eat a bullet, fall asleep in your garage with the car running, drink bleach, inject drain-o, I honestly could give two fucks. I don’t want people to kill themselves, but if…

Engineers. If a single one of you ever had to wrench on what you built after said construct has been through the ringer, I think you’d all change your tune about whether or not it was designed properly or intelligently

I had an STI once. Cleared it up with some antibiotics.

My E91 didn’t come with a spare (or run-flats), so I bought space saver. Problem is, it doesn’t even have well to store one in under the boot (trunk) floor, so now it’s occupying valuable cargo space in the boot.

probably why the author noted that it might be the exception

Alcantara comes from the rare alcantara dolphin. Just as rare as the velour bird and the fellatio monkey.

Hailcat ??