Nice and timely article for this completely 100% new game.

I guess it’s never too late to review a game from 2014.

It’s The Root. Every single article and almost all of the comments are racist and hateful as hell. But its directed towards ‘wypipo’, so it’s OK, or something.

Reverse racism isn’t a thing, remember?

Is this guy rasicst or some shit? I have never read anything by until now but damn he seems to hate white people. I get some white people are fucking rasicst pieces of shit but you seem to paint everyone in the same brush which is dangerous, and something that is frowned upon in any other combination of…

Yeah but I don’t care about Sheldon. Just live my life.

Both Odyssey and BotW are in the top 5 highest reviewed games of all time, but they don’t deserve a nod?

Right. Of course you’re also a victim. Gives you much more credibility now right?

I don’t know. I misinterpret signals from my girlfriend all the time thinking she wants sex, but it’s really just she wants to cuddle. So I slyly grab her boob and she says no. Am I supposed to first like a robot ask everytime “do you want sex, can I grab your boob”. I get how it’s different in these circumstances,…

Still very curious how someone who allegedly felt assaulted thought it was alright to have physical relations with someone who she, as she put it, didn’t trust after the incident.

One important thing? Be aware *before you buy* that Destiny 2 is doing the unholy trinity of revenue mechanisms: Box price, Microtransactions that (based on what I’ve heard) are not purely cosmetic, and DLC that must be purchased.

This has been a weird oversite in the gaming journalism world and I hope it is rectified soon. They deserve the love. Fingers crossed!

it reminds me so much of those RPG-ish Mario Tennis and Golf Gameboy Color games back in the day. I am SO in

No love for Golf Story? That’s the game I’m most hyped on!

he’s 4 and can’t read? is that normal? honestly not trying to be funny or anything but my siblings and I were reading pretty well by 4

The timer that nobody in the store seems to give a fuck about except the GM, who gets a bug up his butt about it?

When I was a shift lead at a McDonald’s once upon a nightmare ago, my rank-and-filers hated me for keeping track of that thing. “Why you gots ta be a hardass about it, man?” GM trusted me, customers knew…

It’s simple, regardless of whatever crap Nintendo tries to piece together, there is no “Zelda Timeline”. It is not a thing. Each game is a re-imagining of previous games, just like Mario.

Fuck everything Cleveland. That is all.

So you don’t own one but you’re dissatisfied. Got it.