Lol what? That’s bonkers. Given the circumstances there’s no way this dude is getting hit hard for this.

I have a feeling several other people will have 5 minutes alone with Nassar

Well luckily he still has his Bad Santa residuals to fall back on.

Then he sends the entire team to the NBA to make millions. I think his is a system that works for all involved.

No, although this is not surprising, given the fact that I pay zero attention to the family history of professional coaches.

Great job interjecting race into a discussion that has nothing to do with it. Very helpful.

Unfortunately, it’s difficult to do both these days. There are very few films released these days where I don’t end up deducing the ‘plot twist’ within the first five minutes because certain social norms and expectations dictate that x must be the baddie and y can’t (since the alternative sets the filmmakers and…

Say what you will about Nick Saban, but I’d be shocked to hear a story like this about him.  His Hideaway Book is just a list of all the games he lost over the years and he uses it to smash his penis on a table whenever he smiles inside.

He’s not comparing. No one is downplaying your precious little rivalry, relax.

Unlike the prom queen from my high school, getting fat did not make him humble.

Kiffin’s a douche but this reminds me of when Lou Holtz was an assistant at OSU and late in a game against Michigan OSU scored a TD to go up by like 30 and Woody Hayes wanted to go for 2. Holtz asked him why they were going for 2 and he responded “because we can’t go for 3".

I got an SID in college too. :(

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Disappointing when an innocent prank flushes away your season.

OK, yes it’s vandalism but couldn’t they just have had the kids clean it up as punishment? Theses aren’t hardened criminals, here. Seems a little heavy handed to me.