I got the feeling the story had been compressed down from something larger. Leading to lots of scenes that just happen but don't really jive with each other. The ARV being the biggest one to me. That alone was all the evidence they needed to unhinged the conspiracy no matter what it was. Also made no sense how…

legs and arms off?

Well at least Fox didn't fuck us with that Football game, they scheduled an hour of throw away local news to absorb run over time.

yeah that's always the problem with that conspiracy theory, they don't need advanced technology to do it and they already control. They've never not controlled the world.

It can play as a double header along with the Angry Birds movie as films that came out years to late.

Kill Wesley, keep Snirkles

Marco Polo from Marco Polo. By the end I just skipping every scene he was in.

The only thing in the Galaxy that scares Picard.

he was okay in small doses, poison over that.

It started in Captain America: The First Avenger. Remember he has his final battle on a giant bomber heading to America.

Chicago: Sanitation

but he's a corporate spy not a government spy. Why would he know anything about any government function? His spy master made a big deal about this not being his kind of job.

your sure you don't mean that your insurance only cover six hours of a hospital visit so they kicked you out?

There are likely fees that are required to get copies of all the transcripts and related items not to mention court fillings are usually terrible to actually get (often requiring going in person) so the point is just to get them all in once place for free and a simple pdf download.

I defiantly didn't like the bit about the special ops command codes. Considering that apparently even the puffed up shuttle craft from the flagship carries them it is kind of an open secret. You'd think when planning their trip past Martian lines that would be the first suggestion out of either the pilot or their…

I have no memory of this character. I remember the 'IT Guy' one though. Speaking as someone who does a bit of IT, he is a misunderstood hero who has to deal with idiots all day long.

Well other than than first one with Leia, which was a recording, all the other holograms were long range transmissions. I always assumed, and liked the touch, that they were just barely in range. Like a short wave radio transmission, it works but just barely. Plus it really added to the whole 'used' universe feel…

Just as soon as feel the grip on this gun. Never mind why I'm wearing gloves.

que up that gladiator music from Star Trek.

The news is spreading to other sites now and they're all doing the same thing. Reiterating multiple times that, no this is not a joke. Me thinks that perhaps The Onion cried wolf one to many times.