once its established enough to start getting cheeky then the Pentagon can demand that we form a Space Navy to crush those red rebels.

a little acid rain never slowed down my moves.

This is why we can't have nice things people.

no there were a couple of people at a table in the background + the obvious wait staff. The train just emptied the second the fight started.

I think we all better start getting used to watching Kingsman from now since that movie is somehow more Bond than James Bond.

I hate to say it but this movie made Quantum of Solace look good. Quantum's main problem was simply that the villain didn't seem like a full on Bond villain but at least he still had a Bondesque (but actually real, look it up) plan to control the water in South America and apparently was going to do similar things…

Better question why did he wait until they sat down to dinner before attacking them? The train is traveling through nowhere so he was clearly on it the whole time.

the same can be said for the books. The 2nd and 3rd are odd and feel like they could have been cut into one if they dropped the pointless bloomkewiest (however you spell his name) adventures which seemed to be nothing more than a personal James Bond fantasy for the author.

or you can just watch the Swedish version which already did all 3 books and was better IMO.

I bet that's what happens next recasting. The go back to the 60's retro style.

Is Cracked.com nothing but re-postings of Tumblr lists?

maybe she's Clayface.

That's the classic Superman problem. Whenever anything really big happens the first question out your mouth is, "shouldn't they call Superman?". Of the course the comic would end on the next page when he punches whatever it is into the sun.

yeah that was the insane part. Not only didn't it work, it never got past the paper ideas stage. But the Soviets for whatever reason bought it hook line and sinker. They're still terrified that the US will push it out, see their complaints about the current tiny anti-missile system that barely works against a…

It has extreme power. Getting an R rating can be a death blow to movies now, like NC-17 used to be. That's why so many of our action movies are PG-13 where nobody dies compared to the 80s laissez-faire method of letting anyone into an R movie. Its straight up against the law in many states to let people under 18…

It changes how many screens it will show in. Many theaters won't bother showing R movies because the restricted audience means less money than just playing some shitty PG-13 comedy.

Every time I see him I feel like my time is being wasted. I think he'd be better used as a background character who is slowly making things worse but he won't be front and center until things hit the head and PB or Finn finally overthrows him.

Well technically Finn is Prince of the Grass Lands. Or at least that's what Jake told the Fire King so he could hook him up with Fire Princess. Which I think is the only time they've ever said the word prince in the entire show.

I think the only reason we liked that one was simply because the Borg were in it.

the doctor had a full on character arc from beginning to end. Seven did as well I guess. Everyone else was just a stock Star Trek character from beginning to end.