32!? Why hasn't she gone to Carousel yet?

bonus points for how much hair you have as well.

It's still a terrible design. He should have used heat exchangers then there wouldn't have been a damn shaft no matter how small leading straight to the reactor core.

The part I loved most is when they cut to the telemarketing floor at the end and we see the other telemarketer complimenting how good the new scripts are.

it cost 80 million to make.

"Oooh. Oh, I just started getting a clue."

I guess prices have gone down since last I shopped.

that's the joke.

I have to imagine the first thing to go out the window will be Helga's alcoholic mom and verbally abusive dad.

more like $40 or more for the good shows (why would you buy the other ones anyways?). Individual seasons for $10 to $20.

CDs for coasters, 45 for dinner plates.

Maybe they should team up with NBC and use magic to make it 1996 again.

how dare you question the hallowed tradition of making people pay twice because they have no choice in the matter. Next you'll be complaining about me charging five bucks for a nickels worth of sugar water just cause I banned all outside food and drink.

we must find the heart of NBC and drive our remote controls into it, to finally end this monster.

that was the other thing that kind of irked me and made me think the shows focus was wrong (not the drug labs). It is mentioned and has a couple of scenes but the whole Civil war in the jungle with the various communist factions, not just the M-19 mentioned in the show. As well as the more government oriented…

Didn't love it, didn't hate it either. Mostly just annoyed that an obviously interesting story is getting weighed down by what can be best described as a Ken Burns documentary but with more sex. I think the only thing that actually carried me though the whole story was my inherent historical interest as opposed to…

TrumpBot wishes it had my zingers.

Technically they didn't. They voted for statehood and there is a slow moving bill going through congress to approve its statehood. They may or may not have to vote again(I think this would be the 4th time?) to indicate they want statehood.

Well technically they all should have just fallen under the frame work of how all the Continental territories became states. But we won so many territories from the Spanish all at once that were really far away it created this weird problem of do we even want these places. So I think that law was basically a split…

I knew a guy who ran for governor of American Samoa. When we talked to him after the tsunami he told me 'unfortunately my ex-wife survived.' Classy guy, still owes me ten grand.