Counterpoint: a little chrome makes these things look good. The all-matte-black double-murdered-out look just makes a somewhat pricey new car look like it’s already been HELLA PLASTIDIPPED AND MATT WRAPPED YO by some highschooler with questionable taste and an understanding of the color wheel that starts and ends at…

Wouldn’t we all. :(

American exceptionalism at its best.

I am sick and tired of the trope that the black character has to be a stereotypically loud, and bombastic simpleton that elicits laughs through wide-eyed terror-face and overreaction to every occurrence. Is this 1948? Why couldn’t she be a scientist too? Or why not make Kirsten Wiig the MTA worker?

Never underestimate a Republican’s ability to consider a deliberate short con as a protected capitalist endeavor.

What are you guys talking about? This is the 2005 Ford Expedition.

That happened to me once too. We’ve all been there, man...

Who would have thought a 911 would lift-off oversteer? Certainly not someone who is famous for owning a shit-ton of Porsches...

4,000 is the baby earth theory.

text-message reminders

I’m going to scrape ice off my windshield with the 1:18 version.

Well, if you look at the history of hot rodding...major components of the current drift scene tick a lot of boxes. Hot rodders weren’t originally about show queens; they were about cheap, fast, modified cars and getting your own hands dirty making speed.

1998 Camaro. I always preferred the clean lines of the ‘93-97 over the ‘98-02. The Firebird, on the other hand, got better.

No Jet Dryer in his collection? That would be the most dangerous for him

People can ride with any number of motorcycle gangs, okay? They become a member of the Cossacks MC for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That’s what the flair’s about. It’s about fun.

Yet Toyota is also shacking up with Subaru on the GT86/FR-S/BRZ, and with BMW on the Supra/Z4 thing.

Four door versions of two door versions of four door cars.

We’ll send someone out to fix your brakes between Wednesday and July.

Love how her only explanation for her own incompetence is literally that the world is ending. Like, Michelle, honey, that’s not the reason you can’t keep up with your briefings.

Michele Bachman’s corporeal form vanishing from this material world in an instant, while the rest of us are left behind? If only we were that lucky.