This thing looks like a botched photoshop.

I Want to Believe™

Taking air out of your tires will give you a wider contact patch which can sometimes help, but more often than not you actually want skinny tires for snow.

Yes. The Nova Muscle car. It was my grandfather's favorite.

EcoBeast sounds like a carbon neutral electronic band and 3/4 members are white with dreadlocks and one person randomly plays the didgeridoo. They open for other, better acts at festivals where most people are on ecstasy/ various hallucinogenics.

Sorry I can't be more specific. Everything about this damn thing is annoying:

Cadillac is perpetuating luxury by improving the overall quality and driving characteristics of their cars while offering world class performance but Lincoln is perpetuating luxury by offering red stitching while calling it a "black Label". I am done hoping and rooting for Lincoln

El Camino in GI Joe: The rise of Cobra