If I remember The Wire correctly a container ship is not the size of Baltimore. It just carries as many corpses.

Does anyone else see overweight but younger (with hair) Micheal bolton?

Didn't watch the video. Did you crush it with a PT cruiser?

I thought we was turning into a muppet. Like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.

I see this picture and I think to myself those indentations in the doors and quarter panel would look much better with imitation wood applied to them.

Personally I am still waiting for the video where you crush it with the monster truck you actually bought. Then the video where you smash into the monster truck with the train you actually bought. Then the video where you crush the train with the ship that you actually bought. Then FINALLY a video of you talking…

I think I see what you are saying. On some level all three try to portray themselves as the common 'salt of the earth' types. Of course episodes like this and the comments that they have made about their interactions with real commoners prove it rather false. If he were 24 instead of 54 I imagine him saying "Brah"

I should have been clearer. He needs to stay or the show dies. But if he stays and doesn't find a way to freshen the show it also dies.

Clarkson has been becoming a caricature of himself for at least five years. I think we could all agree that maybe a different perspective wouldn't be a bad thing.

This makes me sad. The Celebrity may not have been a great car but it was easy to fix and did not pretend to wealth or quality it did not have. Its brother by another mother the Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera on the other hand...

Harrison Ford, Shia Labeouf, Karen Allen, and John Hurt know. I suspect the space under the temple is owned by Disney.

But where are the STICKERS!? When I overpay for a watered down upgrade package i expect to get stickers.

I had a shot of that at the bar the other night. I woke up to find that my kidneys had been harvested.

It was insanely hard to get through the PT Cruiser sheetmetal. I am certain this is the first time ever that sentence has been uttered.

I've heard of this delivery service. They have a web app too. It is called SC2uber. The 2 is silent.

I am not up on my Bison etiquette but aren't you allowed 1 chance to ram him back and claim his herd?

PT Cruiser - The Nickelback of cars.

Sadly this will see more off road use than the average Tahoe.

Considering what the average PT Cruiser costs now I am guessing the optional Carmax warranty is replaced by a buy one get one free button.

The biggest alarm bell I saw was they were changing the sources for many of their branded parts. How many times have you seen a company switch to a lower cost supplier and improve quality or part life? It is not so much the fact that it is now Chinese owned as that it is owned by people who favor short term profit…