So true.

Sorry to ruffle your feathers, & I know some really cool mustang guys too. But let me tell you, (& I am saying this as a corvette guy), mustangs & vette’s are cheap enough (especially used) that you see idiots with no experience in them being tool bags all the time. Everyone had no experience once, it’s just that the…

My grandfather was a farmer, & let me say, typical. Farmers are pretty out of touch, he was probably informed of the race by mail & phone & still hado no idea.

About 5 times, at 5 different events. I used to street race & almost lost my license. No NOS though.

LoL, mustang people do stupid shit like this all day, every day. I love acting like I’m about to race them on public roads (like some kind of fucking tool), then slowly driving off while they do a burnout and sometimes jump a curb & snap an axle or just immediately get pulled over.

I have been thinking of doing something like this all of 2015. See the you som time 2016 or 2017. I am a total amateur with ok skill behind the wheel & no mechanic experience (so I expect to be thoracic thrashed by yiu and the competition. But being there will be a dream come true.

That makes sense, and explains the difference in quality of policing from one department to another. If anyone reads this, and is a cop, please educate yourself about guns and cars. You are called upon to use them on a daily basis, and are our first (and in some people’s cases ONLY) defense against the unstable and…

It is sad that the average Jalopnik reader would probably be a better pursuit driver than these cops. If they are going to be given free license to drive all hog wild like that, they should at least do it well. The same goes for cops’ shooting ability, it is generally piss poor. I am a better shot than 95% of police,…

CanI drive your car? If I don’t know you, and we aren’t close friends, then no. No you cannot drive my car & fuck up my clutch.

I am a big fan of used old manual transmission cars for beginner drivers. Something rather slow to discourage speed demon behavior, stick so the don’t text and drive (hopefully), and something cheap with lots of parts on the market so it will also be cheap to fix and maintain (should, or more likely, when accidents…

what’s wrong with some aggressive downshifts while en route to acquiring groceries? Yes, for the record, I sometimes do that when traffic isn’t bad.

I must have broken reality then, I am not a fan.

The time machine is caugh is a time rift. We have less than 3 hours to fix it or be trapped here in an alternate timeline forever. Please, help us return home & fix the timeline.

LoL, this guy deserves my tag WAAAY more than me. I would never deface someone’s vehicle unless they defaced mine first. I can’t believe this guy wants our help after that kind of behavior, and after he was dumb enough to do this knowing the guy has his number now. Total moron this guy.

It was pretty good

To quote William Murderface, “complaining is cool man!”

Some of the nicest cars get the ugliest paint jobs.

why would I even care about an engive less than 3.6-4 liters? 260 horsepower is laughable, as are your attempts to defend it. If you own one, sorry for hurting your butthole with the truth.

No, I have not. Not really an Audi guy. I am also super jaded about cars. That engine is TOO WEAK, TOO SLOW! 500 horsepower minimum in my garage these days. Front engine rear wheel drive ONLY, unless you are rallying or something. 4.4 sec 0-60 is daily driver status. Not wallpaper worthy. Give me a Vette or a Viper…

I may be an ass, but I’m honest