104 miles southwest of Bristol is also the directive on Levi Johnston's restraining order.

I'd say that last tweet was pure gold, but I'd hate to remind her of such a sore subject.

I was really looking forward to all the mock executions when everyone scored against the patriots.

the numbers will have been fudged.

Matt Garza Went On A Misogynistic Rant Because Of A Squeez Play

Alfonzo Dennard's drive home is straighter than Tebow's passes.

[two seconds later]

Given the choice of throwing to a murderer and a racist, Tim Tebow decided to split the uprights instead.

Racism and vertical videos: the two things tearing America apart. Oh, and I'm pretty certain Kenny Chesney is #3.

When did the Vikings sign Darren Sproles?

If he's anything like his dad, he's probably good enough to make the practice team today. Lord knows, the Vikings could use a second stringer after what happened to Korey.

Peterson: Okay, you see the seams on the ball? If you want to be a good quarterback, you want to line your fingers up with them and throw the ball far while also keeping the ball from getting too wobbly in the air. It's tough since the ball is so big, but a tight spiral is key. Now...

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

True story... when i was a kid in the 80's i used to send letters to the stars of each NBA team. The team's addresses were listed in the Beckett Monthly magazines.

That is one of the worst lies I've ever seen.

GENNADY GOLOVKIN OBLITERATED MATTHEW MACKLIN WITH A LETHAL BODY BLOW: ALLITERATION FETISHISTS EVERYWHERE REJOICE

Someday this kid's family will look back at this video and think :

Typical Americans. Everyone likes tender veal, but nobody likes to see how its made.

Stallworth then actively demonstrated his support for gay marriage by running over a married heterosexual man with his car.

In other news, Patrick Kane is already wasted.