I raise you, "There are kids aboard! Abort! Abort! Abort!" from "The Incredibles"

There is nothing that will undo the damage done here, but if I can be grateful for one thing, it’s that JoePa lived long enough to see his legacy switch from “great football coach” to “enabler of serial child abuse.”

There is a reason that it can't be given too often (max of dive days). It will do harm if taken too often. Plus, it works to get injured players back out on the field when they should be recovering, increasing the risk of further injury.

Now yours made me tear up.

Very touching. I am a pediatric orthopaedist, and a large portion of my practice involves ambulatory and non-ambulatory CP. The ambulatory kids go through so much anxiety and frustration regarding their “differences.” It is very hard to convince someone to wear leg braces when there are numerous little shits making…

See, this is what I tell all of the parents in the pediatric cancer ward. YOU'RE NOT PRAYING HARD ENOUGH! #Tebow316

Mr. Door? I’ve got Ernest Byner calling for you on line 1, the 1997 Marlins on line two and the ghost of Art Modell on line 3.

As far as weight lifting soundtracks go, Rocky IV Soundtrack, or GTFO

There are no good things about this.

If ever there was a baseball highlight destined for a good JR "Gawd almighty," I think that's the one

I signed and tagged a few dozen people on Facebook to make this happen. He's a true master of the spoken word.

Ugh, this old canard.

Ortho rules

But you’re absolutely right

Cut-a-guy-some-fuck-ing-slack

He needs more time to film Nationwide commercials. Here are some of the pending lines he’s working on (to the “Nationwide is on your side” tune)

A thousand times this. He was John McCain without the shady early part or descent into crazy conservatism.

I’m an orthopaedist who works at an academic center. We get new trainees (scrub techs, nurses, residents and medical students) all of the time.

This is how you make scrambled eggs

Two rings was the one thing he had on his big brother. And I’d be pissed, too. Eli WON two Super Bowls, while Peyton played on teams that won two Super Bowls. Whether you do the eye test, or look at the stats, Eli’s 2/2 are better than Peyton’s 2/4.