Ok, good. Now I have no reason to visit ESPN.com. Can’t wait until they destroy fivethirtyeight.com

When I was 5 or so, I remember asking my mom if ugly colored cars were cheaper; I didn’t then, and don’t today understand why anyone would buy a rust on mint colored car (child of the mid seventies)

This is great.

This is great.

This is great.

Was I the only one saying run? It will take 4 seconds minimum, meaning that there is only time for a Hail Mary, and that’s if they don’t get the two yards (MSU didn’t have any time outs left to organize a defense)

Butternut squash, huh?

Last year, I had a patient who went to a doc-in-a-box at Walgreens/CVS/etc for a “spider bite.” She was given cortisone and told to soak it.

Fucking hell, that’s brilliant

NEEDS MOAR STARS!!!1!one

Bears fan, and I totally agree. Fuck Brett Favre sideways; Aaron Rodgers is the truth.

I am a lifelong Bears fan, and I can honestly tell you that he is an absolute joy to watch for 14 games a year, and heartbreaking for the other two; he cannot be beaten. It’s never his fault when they lose.

Get the fuck over yourself. I guarantee that more than one person had that question, and now it can be answered.

“We just don’t put up with that here.”

Like father, like son.

Colin?

HP, Northbrook, Lake Forest, Libertyville and Long Grove according to the website. Don’t live there anymore, but my in-laws do. It’s the bomb (90’s term for your 90’s memories)

Dominick’s sucked. Sunset Foods FTW

Am I the only one the thinks that excited German football announcers sound indistinguishable from a Nazi rally?