For a dude who doesn't care about college football, you certainly have spent quite a lot of time thinking about it

It's not all that difficult to please Philly fans, all you have to do is nearly paralyze Michael Irvin.

Kip Winger would like to have a conversation with you

I'm an orthopaedist. For shoulder dislocations, do NOT bang your arm against hard objects to put it back in place. The easiest thing you can do it put hold onto/tie something heavy to that arm, and let it dangle out in front of you (either lying in the prone position or leaning over). The shoulder girdle…

I almost don't care that it was HGH/testosterone aided, that McGwire HR off Johnson in the Kingdome was the hardest I have ever seen a baseball hit. Sweet Jesus, it was practically still rising when it hit the upper deck.

Haircut: I don't know what that means...does that mean that we scored or that we won?

Adam Silver's To Do List:

I remember marveling at that 'stache as a baseball card collecting little kid

First half they didn't call anything, first 15 of the second they called everything, and then they tightened up the last five.

I was there, and even though my team lost, I have never seen a better game in person.

I'm not so sure. I'm an alumnus of a school famous for being frequented by occasionally haughty d-bags. But no one is even remotely close to Duke. Not saying all are, but the Venn diagram overlap of "Duke fan/alum" and "Insufferable d-baggery" is unmatched. See Christian Laettner's tweets for reference.

I posted this in another thread, but its true home is here.

Every year, my tourney team name was "Coach K Likes Little Boys" (this was before Penn State came to light) and I did it for one reason only. The absolute batshit insane reactions Duke fans/alums would have. The sputtering of stats. The righteous indignation. The apoplectic reactions were hilarious.

You could think that, and you might be right. But, I'm going with chemically enhanced cheating.

What ever could have caused such a rapid and precipitous weight gain from 1985 - 2000?

That's what I came here to say.

Holy flurking schnit! Someone needs to inform these "true patirots" that the "Star Spangled Banner" has NOTHING to do with "revolution." Key wrote it in 1814 after witnessesing the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812.

Badfather Pizza

Don't worry Yankee fans, I'm sure that he will come back to visit at irregular intervals.