I’m only hoping for a locked 1080p30. DS1 really struggled on last-gen machines in some spots, so I don’t expect them to try and go for 60fps on Switch. If I can just get through Blighttown without the game dropping to like 10fps then I’ll be happy.

For people who don’t get it, he’s referencing a Daikatana meme from back in the day. Daikatana was a project by John Romero and heavily marketed as the next big thing in gaming. One of the games promotional posters in magazines and the likes simple read “john romero is about to make you his bitch”.

The fact that a fair percentage of Kotaku readers are probably too young to get that reference makes my bones hurt.

I’m a big fan of this one:

So, being a participant in this society apparently means demanding other people’s money?

Are you pussies actually going to start this revolution any time soon?

More like “America, stuff breaks sometimes and fixing it isn’t immediate.”

a platform for the desperate to raise money for things the government should provide.

Moar trash now! Fries for everyone! Poop! Everywhere!

Na, reusable rocket delivery.

SW:BH has such a damn good concept that was marred by technical and art issues. I would love a new semi-open world bounty hunter game in the SW universe.

They aren’t necessarily forgoing medical care. Being able to call an Uber and have it actually come get you, as opposed to waiting for a taxi that may-or-may-not come, probably encourages people to go to the hospital sooner, when their condition isn’t as acute. Waiting another couple of hours until they’re desperate…

It’s a great last bike.

“ Pair her with a Doc, who can heal people and Zofia could be a strong operator.”

Zofia is an attacker and Doc is a defender, this is never a possible team permutation.

Also, Rainbow Six’s player numbers indicate that plenty of people think it’s been a game worth playing, in spite of issues that have arisen. 

I agree. D1 you could go off and 1v3 at times. Not anymore. God forbid I wana solo some crucible without having to yap on a mic all day just to win.

My company is switching from waterfall over to Agile as I type this.

I think small size and good retro looks are key. Current Minis really are fun to drive, but their brand name is literally an adjective describing small size, and current Minis are not small even compared to other modern cars. They made super tiny good-looking cars for decades. It’s a gimmick...a great one, but one…

They need to move shotguns and snipers back to energy weapons. They feel worthless in a power slot. Give random perks back to weapons and armor, no reason to grind for good rolls anymore. The mod system seems like a total after thought. As a hardcore Destiny 1 player I’m very disappointed in the end game and lack of…

That would be like taking 4,800 $100 bills and flushing them all down the toilet each and every hour. According to wikipedia each bill is 0.5g. So that’s 2.4 kg of paper money every hour. Again, according to wikipedia the average toilet paper roll is 227 grams so flushing 4,800 $100 bills is about like flushing 10…