Hooray! To celebrate, here’s 30 minutes of Frog’s theme:

It’s basically the very definition of a start. In-game purchases now have the attention of the ESRB. Just as they specify specific types of violence or sexual content, they can specify specific patterns of in-game purchases.

It’s a start. Maybe depending on the structure of loot boxes they can apply a “gambling” tag or something to the worst offenders.

Don’t pick fights.

Easy man, nothing against you. Just think that the gunplay is too loose.

My goal in life is to have a fraction of the self-confidence that this man posseses.

Man, Fortnite scores big for me with ease of getting into matches and general speed of the game, but I wish they could do something about the gunplay. Feels waaaay too arcadey.

*Glances awkwardly at copy of Fire and Fury*

Looking forward to FFXV next week. I liked a lot of the systems when I played, but playing sub-60 FPS felt dirty.

Because there’s usually a person there to tell you to cut it out?

That’s actually a good point. Can’t some jackass with a can of spraypaint just cover the sensors on a self-driving car?

I’m generally skeptical of the EV “revolution”, but electric Mini’s make perfect sense to me. Can they use classic styling? That would be cool.

Video games don’t do a thing to make kids more violent.

So is the status symbol owning a Tesla, or being on the waiting list?

I had so much goodwill from the Falcon Heavy launch, and then you have to go and do this.

Thanks for the list! My wife, boss, parents, therapist, and friends usually just say it’s because I’m a “high functioning alcoholic.”. This’ll show them!

It would be funny if the gift shop only sold things like baby carrots and celery sticks.

1st Gear: I appreciate that it probably sounds better in German, but...DUH?

“Gerrymandering”

“...and that’s when the nanobots dissolve and supercharge the circulatory system. Anyway, what’s your speciality?”